So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Your head hits the ceiling!
He's a keeper"
When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
When you're a billionaire.
I sink therefore I am.
None, that's women's work!
The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
Rugs and kisses!
There's already a clock on the stove
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'