So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
He has one clean finger.
A runner in scoring position.
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Put it in water
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
You can't play tennis in the kitchen
With a square Dance!
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
