So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
His clean fingers.
Go Outside
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Wife.
A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
With a square Dance!
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
