Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range