Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove