Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Cause they would whistle on the way down
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Four guys watching a football game.
Because not even Nightbot is watching you.
Stirrups
Linen
Vee have vays of making you tock!
It goes back four seconds!
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).
There's a clock on the stove.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
