Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Like a sixpack
One has hope in her soul...
They're all about force projection.
It is a no spin zone
A Jersey.
She's only wearing one sock.
A waist of time
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Ohm on the range
The stove.
