How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.