How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)