What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Doublemint Jokes More Doublemint Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.