What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Doublemint Jokes More Doublemint Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.