Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!