Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

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What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.