Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.