Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.