Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.