Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!