Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.