Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.