What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.