What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.