What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!