What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!