What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

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What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"