What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank :D

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.