Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger