Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.