Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.