Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."