Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.