Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -