What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids