What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Because it's a pastor )

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Battle Royale with cheese.

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Hit.

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Woops, tee hee.

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A pHD

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids