What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Atrophy.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

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Triplets

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.