What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.