What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids