What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.