What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.