What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.