What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.