Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen