Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala