He farts.
He didn't have the guts to fart
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
Contraception.
They are both good at removing the Polish!
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers
Santa stops at 3 Ho's