What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.