Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor