Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.