Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.