Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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Who farted?

Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.