What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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Take ze bra off.

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What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.