Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.