Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.