Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.