Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!