What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.