What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one