What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.