They wanted to see it crack up!
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
Back on crack
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A: There is writing on the White-out.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .
Original Jokes.
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
