What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.