What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.