What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

A: Space. The final frontier..........