If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.