If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl