If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Perl Jokes More Perl Jokes

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl