If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl