What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

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Tattooine.

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Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.