Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.