Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
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Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
Open a can
Riots.
Three dyslexics.
Minus one.
Negative 1.
A riot.
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Target practice.
Riot gear.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Because they didn't get their nickel back.
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
Because they just won't open their eyes!
Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
It must have fallen through a crack.
You sit in your own pew
Because it's made out of vibranium.
A shot in the dark.
The whole thing was a gas.
For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo
USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."
Because I ran
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.