Cinco De Mayo Jokes

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."