How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."