How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Hella copters

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo