Because they don't like Turkey
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They saw it as a sign to pare.
Pump Kin
Ginger ale.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
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He moved down-under!!
With a Pao Wow.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
By putting flowers on the grave
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
pumpkin
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Rodney King Pinatas
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Kissing strangers.
By putting flowers on the grave.
With a mouse warming party !
By putting flowers on its grave.
asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
By laying flowers on their grave.
var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
Never leave your buddy's behind.
A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
Rugs and kisses!
Let me call you Tweet heart!
At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes
He used a Luigi Board.
what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
A: Turkey.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Elephanta Claus !
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.
