How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.