How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.