How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.