How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Why are parents boring?

Because they're groan-ups.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

What did the bee say to the flower ?

Hello honey !

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.