How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.