How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.