Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What do baby swans dance to ?

Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.