Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
A: She went to sea a movie.
It has a lot of mussels.
Because he was stuffed!
The Millenial Falcon.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Fruit of the tomb
The meat-ball.
Pork Grinds
Unbereavable.
By putting flowers on the grave.