Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.