Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.