Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.