Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE