Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).