Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

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How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.