Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.