Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.