Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

A: Because he was a gold fish.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.