Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride