A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
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One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Because they're bad conductors.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
You poke 'em on.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Conductor
He keeps missing his train
To blow of a little steam
N-Gauge.
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The training.
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
With a trainslator
Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D
They train them
Arizona
Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
A chew-chew train.
When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
They have Conductors.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
Lots of training.
King's Cross Station :)
The train to Boston
When it's on the train.
In the cow-boose.
Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"
Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.
Engineers (engine ears).
He threw them off their tracks.
Because of the conductor.
The train got windows
A trained professional
In the mush room !
Because they were trained.
When it choo's quietly.
They use the bullets to train the military.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
A soul train
Because they run over sleepers.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
A Pikachoochoo.
He had loco motives.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
A. Because of their loco motives
A laplander !
He had loco motives!
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
It's hard to keep track.
A pervert.
Friend:
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
He had a loco motive.
He was a good conductor.
Lots of training
A con-quiche-ador
Castanets!
One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.
One of them doesn't.
Poutina.
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Thomas the Search Engine.
Remove the wheelchair
removed
You get very lumpy ice cream !
You mean across
At the Schopenhauer.
A waist of time.
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
Hamster.
