Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.