Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Previous Random Joke Next

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.