Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.