That's the worst book I ever read.
The French. They always have their hands up.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
They left the plunger in the toilet.
Because she's dead.
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
This is the most violent story I've ever read!