What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.