Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.