Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.