Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands