How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.