How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out