How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie