How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant?

Because it might be a moose steak.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.