How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves