How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.