What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.