What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.