What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

Brag Jokes More Brag Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.