Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!