Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes