Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Hug Jokes More Hug Jokes

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes