Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes