Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.