Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas