Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'