How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)