How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)