How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)