How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!