Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"