Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Apprentice Jokes More Apprentice Jokes

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.