Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

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Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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a quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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Hearing AIDS.

How many of our friends do you see?

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.