Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

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They having a float-on. it very good

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap