Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.