Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

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What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.