What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.