How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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A cross trainer.

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All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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A Chernobel Prize.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!