How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...